1. |
The Maggotchain
01:08
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I’m blackened and pissed, killing the time
Watching vermin and rats, writhe and whine
The streets are awash, rivers are foul,
Gutters puke blood and madmen howl.
Endless bodies, bodies bleed
Crows pluck and rats feed.
For this I strive, for this I toil –
The damned will stalk and skies will boil
Winds that whip, limbs that curl,
into great fires, humans will hurl.
Wicked. Conceited. Foolish. Cheap.
This is the legacy that humans create:
Perpetual waste/wasted space
Endless growth, gluttony and greed
Constant fucking as the maggots breed
Hear the bells ringing, see the sky churning
This human cesspool is wicked, squirming
Our souls are black, full of hate
The time has come... clear the slate.
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2. |
White, Butt Tight
00:51
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Suffering -- the promise life always keeps
Waste -- the only thing you create
Reap -- the seeds that you have sown
End -- the lives of all you’ve known
Get a job
Meet people
Have kids
No purpose (ONE PURPOSE! ad lib etc)
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3. |
Born Fed Skullfukked
00:37
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Flesh rending, skull bending
Eyes bleeding, life ending
Born with real purdy eyes
Fed to live a life of lies
Flesh rending, skullfucking
Skullfucked in the head
Skullfucked left for dead
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4. |
Aiming for the Gutter
00:36
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The Earth is sick and failing
Humans weak and dying
The stench of life revolting
In our planet’s slow decline
Time is running short
We’re going to eat your brains
Why not spend the end
Rolling at the lanes
Napalm’s racking up the pins
And tearing them down
His big fucking ball
Weighs 25 pounds
Lady Death is fucking wasted
Been bowling all day
She killed all the attendants
And doesn’t have to pay
Ranger Ron got a strike
Then got ten more
You don’t need spares
When you’re in despair (?)
Clyde has a problem
Cause he shattered all the pins
Now he’s drinking beers
No way he can win
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5. |
Man Bun in the Oven
02:00
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The Earth is frozen in nuclear winter
There's no relief from glaciers and blizzards
Crumbling bones of civilization
Crushed and pulverized, bloated and rotten
Trees are dead beneath a mountain of ice
Only the sodomites stay warm at night
We need a fuel source to replace the sun
It's time to harvest some man buns
Clyde likes it, he likes it, he likes your hair
Condensed and twisted, scrunchied and bound
It's easy to prune, high up there
Crop it and chop it with sickle and shears
Split ends and grease, scalps and dreadlocks
Rekindled furnaces, boilers, and stoves
it looks like you've got...
a man bun in the oven...
End your life, don't talk to me
Burn this plague until there's nothing to see
I was pro-choice until I saw you
Fuck your man bun and your moustache too
Rats don't die and look that bad,
A barbershop abortion won't make anyone sad
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6. |
Clyde Anthem
01:03
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"And once again Clyde will lead our heroes into the face of danger"
Doom rains down from the sky
Raise your broad sword Hold It High!
Shining steel in the cold moonlight
We charge together into the noble fight
"Fearlessly vanquishing all who stand in his path"
The beast flies overhead blasting down
Terrorizing all who dwell upon the ground
The castle is ablaze
The village is on fire
The BHB metal squadron come to save the world
Fight with honor
Fright with honor
Charge your steed into the dragon's fire!
Fight with honor
Fright with honor
Charge your steed into the dragon's fire!
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7. |
Meat Fukker
00:46
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Take a piece. Pigs don’t fly.
Fuck their skulls. Till they die
Beef or pork. All the same.
Humans are filth. Fuck their brains.
Meat fukker
Fukk meat
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8. |
Circle of Sodomy
00:47
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Circle of sodomy
Feels so good
Grab your ankles
I knew you would
Come on everyone, Join us now,
This is mass sodomy, don’t miss out
So many cocks, going round and round…
So many smiles, so many frowns…
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9. |
Carbon-Based Stupidity
00:53
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Carbon based complex dirt
We can survive without the sunlight
But our bodies change to a
Thirty-six hour circadian rhythm
We can live on man-made vitamins
But our nails and hair get brittle and fall out
Why not make glue out of people too
Glue out of people...
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10. |
The Eyes of Clyde
01:30
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The time of Clyde is nigh
And all mankind must die
It’s time to choose your path
In the eye or perhaps the ass
Human filth must be cleansed
There’s no time to make amends
Small children smashed or fried
All are equal in the eyes of Clyde
The BHB has come
To get this dirty job done
This fucking world will die
With Clyde’s dick in its eye
Repent, reject, decline, accept
It doesn’t fucking matter when Clyde’s upset
The BHB has been deployed
Your fucking lives will be destroyed
Clyde or die
Ass or eye
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11. |
HALT
00:13
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Don’t drink ten beers if you’re hungry, angry, lonely, or tired.
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12. |
Hippopotamus Luv
00:35
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Kill…B.H.B.I.D.C.C.
Fear the townies with class,
They’ll shove their dicks in your ass.
Kill the man with the thin beard
---
Unrecorded live version, "Headstart to Misery"
words Skullfukk:
Things will get bad, then they’ll get worse.
Your stupid dreams are fucked, your fucking lives are cursed.
Clyde will kill your loved ones and stuff them in his hearse.
Things will get bad, and then they’ll get worse.
Get some start now off yourself learn how
Who cares fuck people leave a note climb a steeple
No loss. Just one life. Once in a lifetime opportunity
Headstart to misery
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13. |
Ron's Song
01:07
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Ranger Ron, he is on
Have you seen him, he will want your limb
If you spill, he will kill
Now you know...
Ranger Ron, is now calm
He begins, to eat your limbs
Now his cock, is like a rock
Now you know you’re ready to roll!
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14. |
Ovarian Mayonnaise
00:29
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Look at poor Jesus; someone nailed him to dead trees
We should get him down. I think he’d like that
We can use a hammer to get those nails out of his hands
We can use some tweezers to get the thorns out of his scalp
Someone get Jesus a Band-Aid. I guess they stabbed him too
Don’t worry Jesus you’ll be right as rain
soon
say, now that you’re on the ground, you’re surprisingly short
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15. |
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Don’t drop the soap or you might get penetrated by Jesus' love
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16. |
Dick Chisel
00:41
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Instrumental.
Free bonus lyrics:
"Short Shorts" by Skullfukk
Short shorts come into view
That’s more than I ever wanted to see of you
I don’t think you’re sexy
I don’t think you’re cool
Shorts are for scum
You’re a fool
Fuck your legs. Cut them off
Deep fried carrot or stupid fake tan
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Cock Pliers Minneapolis, Minnesota
RIP 1980-1984.
RIP 1989.
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Discography
1980 Rooster
Pliers S/T 7"
(masters, multitracks, and pressings destroyed by Clyde)
1981 Dick Chisel laserdisc
1983 Dial "M" For Man EP
1984 Cock & Awe EP
1985 Clyde Is My Shepherd split 7" w/Jesus
1989 Live At The Necropolis EP
Recorded at the Necropolis during the 1989
“reunion tour.”
2020 Sex Traffic Rush Hour
40yr anniversary discography
... more
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